idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

urtube:

clamjob:

urtube:

Hey guys check out my new phone

how did u take this photo what the hell

With my new phone

urtube:

clamjob:

urtube:

Hey guys check out my new phone

how did u take this photo what the hell

With my new phone

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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pussypounder500:

teacher: you can do better

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kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.