zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

legalmexican:

naughtily:

Steal Her Look: Chloe

Purple Dora Shirt ($12.95)
Safety 1st Chart Houndstooth Air 65 Convertible Car Seat  ($139.99)

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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burghers:

seeing your reflection in the computer screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha